Welcome to “Recipes for When You Are Dead Inside” — the culinary blog for the unhinged, heartbroken, and utterly lost

Let's face it, while many (wonderful, but totally unrelatable) cooking blogs seem to be written by perpetually ecstatic home chefs recounting apple-picking adventures with their grandmas, some of us (🙋🏼‍♀️) have a different story to tell — my best recipes emerged from heartbreak, failure, and general dark moments.

In this kitchen, I don’t cook just for sustenance, but rather for the salvation of our souls. Simply put, I specialise in comfort food. Whether you're nursing a broken heart, wondering why you even exist, or just trying to survive another day, I hope you find something that distracts you from the pain that is life, even if just momentarily.

Bon appétit, my fellow messed-up humans. Let's eat our feelings and pretend everything is fine.